Finally a Company so
Ballsy it Takes the First Risk

If It’s A Fit, We Build Your Custom AI And Let You Test For 14 Days

It changes your world, we get paid. If not, you walk — no invoice, no bullshit, no drama. No, we haven’t lost our marbles. And yes, we put it in writing.

Seen in high-stakes services: missed calls cut, +15h/week reclaimed, ~30% lifts from no-show reduction. Results vary; see Trial Terms.

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Your Business is a Non-Stop Shitstorm of
Missed Calls, Lost Leads, and Admin Drudgery

Let’s be blunt — you’re carrying the whole damn thing.

You’re the one who signs the cheques, answers the 3 a.m. “can you jump on a call?” text, and shoulders the fallout when leads vanish. Most days it’s a nonstop mess: phones ringing while you’re on-site or mid-appointment, messages piling up, hot leads ghosting to faster rivals, and staff stuck in low-value admin — chasing no-shows, rescheduling, copy-pasting into a CRM no one reads.

Weekends evaporate, family time gets nuked by “just one more call,” and burnout hits like a freight train.

The old way — manual everything, fragmented tools, endless back-and-forth — isn’t just inefficient; it’s a goddamn thief, bleeding your revenue dry and taxing your life.

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Technology Just Hit Reliability

Brains the size of a football field — in your pocket.

AI isn’t flaky anymore. It learns, remembers, and executes 24/7 with precision no human can match: persistent memory (~100k chars per contact), instant replies, and orchestration across calls, SMS, DMs, and chat. The promise finally caught up with the tech; the only question is whether you use it before your competitors do.

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So we Built what
wasn’t Possible Before

We engineered an AI team member that:

It owns the admin grind so you can own the market. 

Agents

Books viewings from post-open floods, tags leads, sends tailored alerts.

Brokers

Qualifies income, deposit, timelines after hours, locks consults.

Trades

Captures details mid-job, quotes instantly, escalates emergencies.

Hospitality

Automate bookings and check-ins experiences through Data Analysis and Chatbots

What you
will Get

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Old Way vs AI Employee - The
Owner’s Reality Check

Old Way

Miss calls at Dinner → Voicemail → Rival Wins

Nights lost to follow-ups; No-Shows waste tomorrow

Staff drown in low-value admin; revenue barely moves

Context dies across channels; Trust Erodes

Tools break; Leads Leak

AI Employee

Instant reply → qualified & booked while you keep living

Reminders & rebooks slash no-shows (~30% typical); days refill

Team does high-value work while the AI grinds 24/7

100k-char memory per contact; no repeats, faster trust & closes

Plug-and-play + daily checks; capture can double fast

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We Don’t Sell. You Apply.
we Invest or we Walk.

You’re not buying software; you’re hiring an AI employee. We only invest where the upside roars.

STEP 01

Apply

Apply (or grab the demo pack) — volume, channels, calendars, bottlenecks

STEP 02

Vetting Call

If ROI screams, green-light

STEP 03

Our-Cost Build

Our-cost build (14 days) — numbers, flows, routing, scraping, reminders, QA — on us

STEP 04

Go Live

Go live with real inbound; we optimise daily

STEP 05

Decision

It delivers? we scale. It doesn’t? you walk — no invoice, no drama

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Can You Actually Run
With An Ai Employee?

Here’s the deal — we say “yes” when you show:

Commitment

  • Decision speed: approvals same day
  • ROI mindset: if it pays, it stays

Operational Readiness

  • Real lead flow (or you’ll switch it on)
  • Daily use: real inbound routed (not a sandbox trickle)
  • Outcome tracking: bookings, show-ups, deals visible
  • Basic hygiene: calendars, hours, FAQs/listings; CRM connected (or ours)

How The 14-Day Trial Works

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Step 2


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Action


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Trial


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Decide


If it wins, we scale; if not, you walk

Trial Terms

We Commit to:

  • Funding the engineering and infrastructure for a live 14-day run
  • Running daily checks and mid-trial optimisations

You Commit to:

  • Routing real inbound during the trial
  • Allowing us to extend if volume’s too low to judge

Shared:

  • No invoice if you’re not happy
  • Data portability — you keep conversation logs and booked appointments (Outcomes vary by lead volume, offer, market, and operational readiness)

Proof & Trust — Why Owners Stay

Let’s talk results — this is why people don’t go back.

Agents cut missed viewings and
convert faster with instant replies

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Brokers claw back 15+ hours/week and
lift closes with relentless follow-up

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Tradies drive ~30%+ by killing no-
shows and booking in real time

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Daily battle-tests keep routes, replies, and bookings ironclad. If the upside isn’t obvious, we won’t touch it. If it is, we take the first risk — we invest in you.